April Fools (He Had The Change Done At The Shop)

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he had the change done at the shop<br&> earlobes for cocks<br&> april fools<br&> he had his balls thrown over the top<br&> like a mop of hair<br&> april fools<br&>

he had his buttocks transferred<br&> to his cheeks on his face<br&> april doom<br&> because then where would the poop come out of<br&> ohh his mouth<br&>

well he decided he wanted a vagina down south<br&> april fools<br&> where his belly button once stood<br&> now stood a cock with a mouth at the end that ate the food<br&>

well, what a peculiar guest he was<br&> at summer swimming parties<br&> what with the nipples protruding from his eyelids<br&> and, of course, beneath his chin the penis<br&> and on his knees the sacks, he had two put there<br&> april fool<br&>

jester wally jewel boy navel-eyed jack wiglet bill<br&> you’ve had your fill of transplants please<br&> you wish you could change back at will but...<br&>

tits coming off the backside, 69 to be exact<br&> i thought it was pretty many but you be the judge<br&> april dick<br&>

well, he became a woman then a man<br&> then a dog, then a sheep, then a man, then a god<br&>

he had 'em all put on his body<br&> gimme 75 tits, gimme 1400 balls<br&> gimme cocks coming out of every living pore<br&> ohh vaginas everywhere, a walking sex machine<br&> ohh wonderful at bathing parties<br&> april fools<br&>

but this was no, no april fools<br&> this was for real<br&> this was goddamn scary when he walked through the village<br&> when he took his place next to the other boys in line<br&> to serve his patriotic duty<br&> well, it’s kinda rude the way people stare<br&> he said "i’d like all, all the things i had put on me<br&> covered up with billions of pieces of hair"<br&>